The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

On this week’s episode…

Join the crew as we discuss Chris Sarandon, Dennis Miller, and the most 90’s thing ever put on film, Tales from the Crypt’s Bordello of Blood.

“I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you.”
– Rafe Guttman